Ass Blaster Hot Sauce

When you need to add a kick to your meal, reach for the aptly named Ass Blaster Hot Sauce. This caliente condiment is made from the famously hot habanero pepper, which has a Scoville Unit rating about 70 times hotter than a jalapeño.

The bottle, housed in a model wooden antique outhouse, is an irreverent warning of the sauce’s peppery potency. When you finish the sauce, keep the package as a trophy of your fiery feat or use it to store spicy recipes. Just be prepared to have flames come blasting out of your…um… mouth.